Sunday, January 11, 2009

Fortune

I love that game where you add "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie's fortune and how it always makes sense - sometimes bitingly so.

Except my fortune today didn't seem to yield that pleasure:

"Freed from desire, then you can see the hidden mystery [in bed]."

That doesn't make any sense. In fact, this sounds like a really ugly scenario - like "you get really turned off after your partner reveals the previously unknown fact that he has herpes."

Oh. Now I get it.

Game on.

2 comments:

Anna Russell said...

Hehehe. I love this idea.

*prays to find fortune cookie that says "Antonio Banderas is wating for you".*

Hugs
Anna xxx

J. Neas said...

My long time favorite (though long lost, sadly): "You will be successful in competitive sports [in bed]."

Even on its own it was bafflingly straight forward.