I love that game where you add "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie's fortune and how it always makes sense - sometimes bitingly so.
Except my fortune today didn't seem to yield that pleasure:
"Freed from desire, then you can see the hidden mystery [in bed]."
That doesn't make any sense. In fact, this sounds like a really ugly scenario - like "you get really turned off after your partner reveals the previously unknown fact that he has herpes."
Oh. Now I get it.
Game on.
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2 comments:
Hehehe. I love this idea.
*prays to find fortune cookie that says "Antonio Banderas is wating for you".*
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Anna xxx
My long time favorite (though long lost, sadly): "You will be successful in competitive sports [in bed]."
Even on its own it was bafflingly straight forward.
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