I love that game where you add "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie's fortune and how it always makes sense - sometimes bitingly so.
Except my fortune today didn't seem to yield that pleasure:
"Freed from desire, then you can see the hidden mystery [in bed]."
That doesn't make any sense. In fact, this sounds like a really ugly scenario - like "you get really turned off after your partner reveals the previously unknown fact that he has herpes."
Oh. Now I get it.
Can I Get A Witness?
1 week ago