From the heart.
Stop inviting me to your weddings. I am happy for you, but please don't expect me to actually show up. Quite frankly, my experiences with this in the past have been much more bitter than bittersweet.
Also, I'd appreciate it if more of your future wives would register at Target, rather than Williams-Sonoma.
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