Yesterday my neighbor and I got into an argument with the construction workers next door about how loud they play their music, in which one decided to display his command of English by saying "Go fuck yourself."
And I said "Y tu mama tambien."
I thought he was going to kill me. I don't know why. I was just referring to Cuaron's modern classic.
Later, the foreman made him apologize. I told him, while smiling brightly, that we all have bad days. He's probably outside slashing my tires right now.
I'll be glad when these fuckers take off. They're making me kind of Ron Paulish.
1 day ago