Peeve

I really hate when this big ass SUV in front of you is taking its time, while taking up the road and generally slowing you down when you really need to be somewhere.

And then I hate it when you get to a turn and a compact car turns off in front of the big ass SUV, and you realize it wasn't the big ass SUVs fault at all, it was the little gas-saving car's fault. And you start thinking "well, that was really unfair of me."

Until you see the "My child is an honor student" bumper sticker.

And realize that your gut asshole instinct is always dead on.