Resolved

Resolved first - Serial killers:

Best as witty friends whose friendship has a pure and undeniable scarlet thread of pure sexual tension under the rippled surface of perplexed emotions that will never fully be resolved. Which gives you something to look forward to without all the added pressure of becoming something that you will never look forward to again.

Resolved second - Canadians

I still love them.

Resolved third - Bullying supervising attorneys at my clinic

Suck it.

Resolved fourth - People who still think it's okay to have their cell phones on vibrate during the MPRE

I hope the bar weeds you out. And if not, I hope you are my opposing counsel.

Resolved fifth:

I'm feeling much much better now.