Okay, so maybe that image is a little aggressive.
This entry was actually going to be about something I appreciate about my neighbor which is the fact she never really listens to anything I am saying. Which is awesome because it is so much fun to play with her by saying really horrible and sick things that she agrees to because her mind has already moved on to the next topic.
Her: (While drinking the last of my $80 scotch)It's so horrible, I'm all alone because all my friends are dead.
Me: Yeah, all of my friends are dead too.
Her: Really?
Me: Well, dead to me.
Her: Do you have any ice?
No comments:
Post a Comment