I've recently realized that my issues with children may not be so much about the kids themselves (who are strangely bearable at zoos -- probably because the ape house desensitized me).
No, my issues are more with some of the idiot parents who decide to spring offspring from their incapable loins.
For example, this stupid bitch.
You can't even take care of your first litter yet you have a publicist??? Please, someone take her ovaries away. And kick her in the stomach for good measure.
Can I Get A Witness?
1 week ago